1 00:00:03,207 --> 00:00:04,640 Once upon a time... 2 00:00:04,807 --> 00:00:07,367 ... in a mythical place called Cape Kennedy... 3 00:00:07,527 --> 00:00:11,202 ...an astronaut named Tony Nelson went up on a space mission. 4 00:00:11,367 --> 00:00:12,516 The missile went up... 5 00:00:12,687 --> 00:00:15,918 ...but something went wrong, and they had to bring it down. 6 00:00:16,087 --> 00:00:19,841 Captain Nelson landed on an island in the South Pacific... 7 00:00:20,007 --> 00:00:23,204 ... where he found a bottle. At least, it looked like a bottle. 8 00:00:23,367 --> 00:00:26,404 But it didn't act like a bottle. 9 00:00:27,047 --> 00:00:29,277 Because in it was a genie. 10 00:00:29,447 --> 00:00:31,961 Oh, not your average, everyday genie... 11 00:00:32,127 --> 00:00:34,880 ...but a beautiful genie... 12 00:00:35,047 --> 00:00:37,356 ... who could grant any wish. 13 00:01:01,007 --> 00:01:04,079 Captain Nelson was so grateful, he set Jeannie free... 14 00:01:04,247 --> 00:01:05,999 ... only she didn't want to be free. 15 00:01:06,167 --> 00:01:10,046 You know how it is when you've been cooped up in a bottle for 2000 years. 16 00:01:10,207 --> 00:01:11,765 She wanted to have fun. 17 00:01:11,927 --> 00:01:14,202 And she wanted to have it with Captain Nelson. 18 00:01:14,607 --> 00:01:16,518 So she followed him back to Cocoa Beach... 19 00:01:17,887 --> 00:01:20,959 ...a mythical town in a mythical state called Florida. 20 00:01:21,127 --> 00:01:25,086 And there in this house, the girl in the bottle plays spin the astronaut. 21 00:01:26,887 --> 00:01:29,765 l wonder what it is about mental work that makes you so hungry. 22 00:01:29,927 --> 00:01:31,804 l wish l had a cheese sandwich. 23 00:01:40,287 --> 00:01:41,276 Oh, hello, Jeannie. 24 00:01:41,447 --> 00:01:43,483 You wouldn't fix me a cheese sandwich, would you? 25 00:01:43,647 --> 00:01:45,160 l'd go to the delicatessen myself... 26 00:01:45,327 --> 00:01:47,841 ...but if l'm gonna finish this before l pick up Melissa... 27 00:01:48,007 --> 00:01:49,599 -...l won't have a chance. -Melissa? 28 00:01:49,767 --> 00:01:51,997 The black-haired witch. 29 00:01:52,167 --> 00:01:54,806 You be careful, young lady. That's the girl l'm gonna marry. 30 00:01:54,967 --> 00:01:57,276 Her vibrations are all wrong for you. 31 00:01:58,407 --> 00:02:00,477 That's funny. l kind of like the way she vibrates. 32 00:02:00,647 --> 00:02:02,842 She will never make you happy, master. 33 00:02:03,167 --> 00:02:05,237 Let's just stick to the cheese sandwich, Jeannie. 34 00:02:06,287 --> 00:02:08,960 Well, if this is what you really wish. 35 00:02:09,527 --> 00:02:11,199 That is what l really wish. 36 00:02:17,407 --> 00:02:19,363 What's this doing in my study? What's the idea? 37 00:02:19,927 --> 00:02:21,918 Before one can make a cheese sandwich... 38 00:02:22,087 --> 00:02:24,078 ...one must first make the cheese. 39 00:02:25,407 --> 00:02:26,726 Yeah. Yeah, that figures. 40 00:02:48,007 --> 00:02:49,201 -Wasn't that fun? -Yeah. 41 00:02:49,367 --> 00:02:52,803 -I never danced so much in my life. -Thanks for driving me home, Melissa. 42 00:02:52,967 --> 00:02:56,482 -l'll-- l'll see you tomorrow. -l have a wonderful idea. 43 00:02:56,647 --> 00:02:58,683 Why don't you lure me inside... 44 00:02:58,847 --> 00:03:01,441 ...so we can snuggle up in front of a roaring fire... 45 00:03:01,607 --> 00:03:04,804 ...with a couple of hot toddies and... 46 00:03:04,967 --> 00:03:06,400 ...talk about our honeymoon? 47 00:03:06,567 --> 00:03:09,286 Well, l-- l wish l could, Lis, but, we better not. 48 00:03:09,447 --> 00:03:11,358 l'm a terribly messy housekeep-- 49 00:03:11,527 --> 00:03:13,518 l'll clean it up for you. 50 00:03:13,687 --> 00:03:14,722 Yeah. 51 00:03:15,367 --> 00:03:16,880 Tony! 52 00:03:18,087 --> 00:03:19,520 You read my mind. 53 00:03:22,887 --> 00:03:24,240 What? 54 00:03:24,407 --> 00:03:26,967 -You even lit a fire. -l did? 55 00:03:27,127 --> 00:03:28,685 Yeah, l did, didn't l? 56 00:03:30,407 --> 00:03:32,477 Oh, look at those. 57 00:03:32,847 --> 00:03:35,122 -Hi. -You seem so nervous. 58 00:03:35,287 --> 00:03:37,005 Oh, do l? Do l? 59 00:03:37,247 --> 00:03:41,286 Premarital jitters. An occupational hazard for us bachelors. 60 00:03:41,447 --> 00:03:43,483 -Why wait? -What? 61 00:03:43,647 --> 00:03:46,002 Why don't we simply move up the wedding date? 62 00:03:46,167 --> 00:03:48,727 Well, yeah, that's a marvellous idea. 63 00:03:49,887 --> 00:03:51,036 Oh, Tony. 64 00:03:51,207 --> 00:03:53,357 Wait till l get you in Jamaica. 65 00:03:53,527 --> 00:03:55,757 l guess l'll have to, won't l? 66 00:03:55,927 --> 00:03:57,679 lt won't be too long. 67 00:03:57,967 --> 00:03:59,286 -Tony. -Yeah? 68 00:03:59,447 --> 00:04:01,324 -May l ask you something? -Sure. 69 00:04:01,487 --> 00:04:04,399 -What are we whispering about? -Whispering? 70 00:04:05,207 --> 00:04:08,916 Well, it's just some things you don't discuss in public. 71 00:04:10,327 --> 00:04:12,283 You mean, the walls have ears? 72 00:04:12,447 --> 00:04:14,563 Yeah. Something like that. 73 00:04:14,927 --> 00:04:16,519 You look a little tired. 74 00:04:16,687 --> 00:04:18,803 l think you better get some rest. l'll go. 75 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:20,605 Yeah, that's a good idea. 76 00:04:20,767 --> 00:04:23,122 l mean, you look tired too, darling. You need some rest. 77 00:04:23,287 --> 00:04:25,039 Of course l will. 78 00:04:26,687 --> 00:04:29,155 And thanks for being so understanding, Melissa. 79 00:04:29,327 --> 00:04:31,283 -Good night. -Good night. 80 00:04:35,207 --> 00:04:37,437 -Listen, Jeannie. -The black-haired witch is right. 81 00:04:37,607 --> 00:04:40,485 Thou art very nervous. She has upset you. 82 00:04:40,647 --> 00:04:42,956 She's upset me? What do you think you've been doing? 83 00:04:43,127 --> 00:04:44,401 Do you really love that one? 84 00:04:44,807 --> 00:04:46,718 Well, l wouldn't be marrying her if l didn't. 85 00:04:47,527 --> 00:04:50,166 Well, if this is what you really want... 86 00:04:50,327 --> 00:04:53,319 ...l will try to serve you and make both of you happy. 87 00:04:53,487 --> 00:04:55,921 Oh, we will have a wonderful honeymoon. 88 00:04:56,087 --> 00:04:58,396 Wait a minute. l don't think you know the ground rules. 89 00:04:58,567 --> 00:05:01,445 l am taking Melissa to Jamaica on our honeymoon. 90 00:05:02,287 --> 00:05:03,515 Jamaica. 91 00:05:03,687 --> 00:05:05,723 That sounds nice. We will have a good time there. 92 00:05:05,887 --> 00:05:07,923 l will serve you ripe figs in bed-- 93 00:05:08,087 --> 00:05:09,520 -Oh, no, you won't. -Dates? 94 00:05:09,687 --> 00:05:11,200 No, no. Nothing. You won't be there. 95 00:05:11,687 --> 00:05:12,881 But why? 96 00:05:13,047 --> 00:05:14,844 No offence, Jeannie, but on a honeymoon... 97 00:05:15,007 --> 00:05:17,157 ...two is company and three is-- 98 00:05:17,327 --> 00:05:18,806 Three is just out of the question. 99 00:05:18,967 --> 00:05:20,241 -But l am your-- -No, no, no. 100 00:05:20,407 --> 00:05:21,556 Melissa is in, you are out. 101 00:05:21,727 --> 00:05:23,763 There's not enough room in my life for both of you. 102 00:05:23,927 --> 00:05:25,326 But l take up very little room... 103 00:05:25,487 --> 00:05:27,045 ...and l'll make that one happy too. 104 00:05:27,207 --> 00:05:28,720 Oh, boy. That'll be the day. 105 00:05:29,727 --> 00:05:31,843 Even if she is the wrong girl for you. 106 00:05:32,007 --> 00:05:34,760 -Will you stop saying that. -Oh, but it is true. 107 00:05:34,927 --> 00:05:36,599 You will be throwing your life away. 108 00:05:36,767 --> 00:05:40,316 lt is not so, and-- And it's my life. And l can throw it any place l please. 109 00:05:41,447 --> 00:05:43,961 l could change myself into a brunette. 110 00:05:44,527 --> 00:05:46,245 How do you like the Helen of Troy look? 111 00:05:46,407 --> 00:05:48,363 Have a nice trip home. 112 00:05:55,647 --> 00:05:59,356 Boy. lf there's anything l can't stand, it's a nagging genie. 113 00:06:01,727 --> 00:06:03,046 Figures. 114 00:06:06,767 --> 00:06:07,802 Come in. 115 00:06:08,687 --> 00:06:10,723 -Hello, Tony. -General. Lis. 116 00:06:10,927 --> 00:06:12,246 -Tony. -l just ran into Roger. 117 00:06:12,407 --> 00:06:14,682 l want you to meet a very old friend of the family. 118 00:06:14,847 --> 00:06:16,439 -Grover Caldwell. -How do you do. 119 00:06:16,807 --> 00:06:20,004 So you're the lucky man. Lis has told me all about you. 120 00:06:20,167 --> 00:06:21,600 Oh, has she? Good. 121 00:06:21,767 --> 00:06:23,997 Grover, tell him the news. 122 00:06:24,167 --> 00:06:27,159 Captain, after a long and honourable military career... 123 00:06:27,327 --> 00:06:30,524 ...the department has prevailed upon General Stone to turn in his stars... 124 00:06:30,687 --> 00:06:33,645 ...for a pair of striped trousers and an attaché case. 125 00:06:33,807 --> 00:06:35,081 Turn in your stars? 126 00:06:35,247 --> 00:06:37,158 That's State Department talk. 127 00:06:37,327 --> 00:06:40,637 Meaning that Daddy is our newest ambassador. 128 00:06:41,247 --> 00:06:43,681 Well, congratulations, sir. That's wonderful news. 129 00:06:43,847 --> 00:06:46,486 Thank you, Tony. lt's a great opportunity for both of us. 130 00:06:46,967 --> 00:06:48,878 Yes, yes. l'm sure it will be. 131 00:06:49,047 --> 00:06:50,241 Us? 132 00:06:50,407 --> 00:06:53,126 Who do you think he's taking to Europe as his military attaché? 133 00:06:53,527 --> 00:06:55,483 Don't get the idea that it's just because... 134 00:06:55,647 --> 00:06:58,002 ...you're going to be the father of my grandchildren... 135 00:06:58,167 --> 00:06:59,919 ...that you're getting this plum. 136 00:07:00,087 --> 00:07:01,759 l'd have wanted you with me in any case. 137 00:07:01,927 --> 00:07:03,246 You have a lot to talk about... 138 00:07:03,407 --> 00:07:06,717 ...so l'll just pop off and take care of the passports and clearances. Tony. 139 00:07:06,887 --> 00:07:09,117 -Oh, yes. Pleasure. -General. 140 00:07:11,087 --> 00:07:13,282 -Sir. l-- -Tony? 141 00:07:14,327 --> 00:07:17,125 -Don't you think it's wonderful? -Well, now, slow down. Slow down. 142 00:07:17,287 --> 00:07:18,561 l can't quit what l'm doing. 143 00:07:18,727 --> 00:07:21,480 -lt's a great opportunity, Tony. -Of course it is. 144 00:07:21,647 --> 00:07:24,115 Tony just hasn't had time to think about it. 145 00:07:24,287 --> 00:07:26,198 Well, we can all discuss this at dinner. 146 00:07:26,367 --> 00:07:28,323 We are coming to your house for dinner tonight? 147 00:07:28,487 --> 00:07:30,637 Yes, of course. But there's nothing to discuss. 148 00:07:30,807 --> 00:07:33,446 l'm in the space program because that's where l wanna be. 149 00:07:33,607 --> 00:07:35,882 l don't mean to sound ungrateful, sir. 150 00:07:36,047 --> 00:07:39,722 And l know you'll make a wonderful-- A fine ambassador. 151 00:07:39,887 --> 00:07:42,924 Well, l'll-- l'll see you both at 7. Congratulations again, sir. 152 00:07:43,087 --> 00:07:44,520 Thank you, Tony. 153 00:07:47,327 --> 00:07:49,443 Frozen peas. 154 00:07:50,407 --> 00:07:52,318 Frozen hors d'oeuvres. 155 00:07:52,487 --> 00:07:54,159 And wild rice. 156 00:07:54,327 --> 00:07:56,318 What are you doing, master? 157 00:07:56,487 --> 00:07:58,000 l'm preparing dinner. Why? 158 00:07:58,167 --> 00:08:00,806 Well, cooking is women's work. 159 00:08:00,967 --> 00:08:02,366 You wouldn't. Would you? 160 00:08:02,527 --> 00:08:05,678 Oh, if you did that, you'd save my life. l have a report to finish. 161 00:08:05,847 --> 00:08:08,839 -Do you know anything about cooking? -Everything. 162 00:08:09,007 --> 00:08:10,281 l will take care of it. 163 00:08:10,447 --> 00:08:13,644 You go soak your body in a warm tub scented with rose petals. 164 00:08:13,807 --> 00:08:16,241 Well, that's a good idea, but l don't think so right now. 165 00:08:16,407 --> 00:08:18,398 lf you wanna know anything about the cooking... 166 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,637 ...the instructions are on the back of the boxes. 167 00:08:20,807 --> 00:08:22,957 You do read, don't you? 168 00:08:23,127 --> 00:08:26,403 Right to left, left to right, top to bottom or bottom to top. 169 00:08:27,647 --> 00:08:29,603 Left to right, top to bottom. 170 00:09:04,207 --> 00:09:05,435 Jeannie? 171 00:09:07,447 --> 00:09:09,119 Jeannie. Jeannie. 172 00:09:09,287 --> 00:09:10,402 Jeannie! 173 00:09:13,767 --> 00:09:16,076 Jeannie, what's going on down--? 174 00:09:34,247 --> 00:09:38,081 Two thousand years ago my sister made better gravy than that. 175 00:09:38,247 --> 00:09:40,283 And she was the worst cook in the Middle East. 176 00:09:41,767 --> 00:09:45,442 That's them. Melissa's always on time. Now, l have to take them out to dinner. 177 00:09:45,607 --> 00:09:49,839 Will you do me a favour, please, huh? Will you just stay out of sight? 178 00:09:55,327 --> 00:09:57,079 -Good evening. -Tony. 179 00:09:57,247 --> 00:09:59,681 Oh, here's your hat. Keep this, you're not staying. 180 00:09:59,847 --> 00:10:02,441 l've got to apologize for the burning smell. lt's the dinner. 181 00:10:02,607 --> 00:10:05,883 l never smelled anything more appetizing in my whole life. 182 00:10:09,807 --> 00:10:12,401 Oh, Tony. 183 00:10:12,567 --> 00:10:14,478 Why, it's-- lt's beautiful. 184 00:10:14,647 --> 00:10:16,444 Oh, it's nothing, really. 185 00:10:16,607 --> 00:10:19,121 Captain Nelson! 186 00:10:19,287 --> 00:10:21,642 -Who's that? -Who's who? 187 00:10:22,287 --> 00:10:23,276 Now, Melissa. 188 00:10:23,447 --> 00:10:26,120 You don't wanna go in the kitchen. The wild rice went crazy. 189 00:10:27,487 --> 00:10:28,636 Please, please, now-- 190 00:10:28,847 --> 00:10:30,121 Tony. 191 00:10:30,807 --> 00:10:32,684 Excuse me. 192 00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:53,318 Tony, you never told me that you had a houseboy. 193 00:10:53,487 --> 00:10:55,921 Oh, no. No, l didn't, did l? 194 00:10:57,087 --> 00:10:59,317 Where did you ever find...? What's his name? 195 00:10:59,487 --> 00:11:00,476 -Kato. -Jeannie. 196 00:11:00,647 --> 00:11:03,878 -Jeannie Kato. -Those look marvellous. May l? 197 00:11:07,047 --> 00:11:09,117 -Fantastic. Try one, Melissa. -Oh, l'd love to. 198 00:11:09,287 --> 00:11:11,676 Why don't you try several? l'll be with you in a minute. 199 00:11:11,847 --> 00:11:13,485 Jeannie Kato, these look beautiful. 200 00:11:15,247 --> 00:11:17,556 Who do you think you're gonna fool with this disguise? 201 00:11:17,727 --> 00:11:20,400 lt is no disguise. See? 202 00:11:21,327 --> 00:11:24,125 lf l had a houseboy that could cook like this... 203 00:11:24,287 --> 00:11:26,243 ...l wouldn't pull his hair. 204 00:11:29,767 --> 00:11:32,076 Marvellous. You must give me the recipe for this. 205 00:11:32,247 --> 00:11:34,556 -What do you call it? -Ragout à la Sinbad. 206 00:11:34,727 --> 00:11:35,876 Why only the recipe? 207 00:11:36,487 --> 00:11:39,524 l think we ought to take Jeannie Kato to Europe with us. 208 00:11:39,687 --> 00:11:42,247 -Would you like that? -Thou art going to Europe? 209 00:11:42,407 --> 00:11:43,442 -No. -Yes. 210 00:11:43,607 --> 00:11:45,643 We'll discuss this later, Melissa. 211 00:11:46,887 --> 00:11:49,003 l'll be very happy to go with you wherever you go. 212 00:11:49,167 --> 00:11:50,839 No, you wouldn't. You wouldn't like it. 213 00:11:51,207 --> 00:11:52,640 But he's such a treasure. 214 00:11:52,807 --> 00:11:54,923 And good help is impossible to get. 215 00:11:55,087 --> 00:11:56,281 Even harder to get rid of. 216 00:11:56,447 --> 00:11:58,085 With dishes like Ragout à la Sinbad... 217 00:11:58,247 --> 00:12:00,283 ...our embassy'd be the social centre of Europe. 218 00:12:00,447 --> 00:12:02,961 Where in the world did you ever learn to cook like this? 219 00:12:03,127 --> 00:12:04,924 Where l come from, it is very common. 220 00:12:05,207 --> 00:12:06,242 Very. 221 00:12:07,207 --> 00:12:08,401 Where do you come from? 222 00:12:08,567 --> 00:12:09,920 -Constantinople. -Philippines. 223 00:12:10,087 --> 00:12:11,679 His mother travelled a lot. 224 00:12:17,527 --> 00:12:18,721 Good night. Don't forget. 225 00:12:18,887 --> 00:12:20,036 Thank you, Jeannie Kato. 226 00:12:20,207 --> 00:12:22,641 That was the best cake l've ever tasted in my whole life. 227 00:12:22,807 --> 00:12:25,367 -Thank you. -l'm sorry you won't come to Europe. 228 00:12:25,527 --> 00:12:26,880 Who says he won't? 229 00:12:27,047 --> 00:12:28,639 We'll talk about this later, okay? 230 00:12:28,887 --> 00:12:32,038 Well, now, wait a minute. Kato is not going to Europe. 231 00:12:32,207 --> 00:12:35,483 As a matter of fact, l'm not going to Europe and neither is my wife. 232 00:12:35,927 --> 00:12:38,566 Well, anything you say, darling. 233 00:12:39,047 --> 00:12:40,196 Good night, Lis. 234 00:12:40,367 --> 00:12:42,722 Good night, Dad. Sir. 235 00:12:42,887 --> 00:12:44,718 -Good night. -Good night. 236 00:12:46,047 --> 00:12:49,483 Dark-haired one will get her way. She's very strong-minded. 237 00:12:49,647 --> 00:12:51,603 Just keep out of this, fella. 238 00:13:00,647 --> 00:13:02,000 We are going out! 239 00:13:02,167 --> 00:13:04,727 No. l am going out. l'm going to a bachelor party. 240 00:13:04,887 --> 00:13:06,639 Oh, what's this '' bachelor's party''? 241 00:13:06,807 --> 00:13:08,240 lt's an old tradition, Jeannie. 242 00:13:08,407 --> 00:13:11,558 Before a wedding, a bunch of happy, carefree bachelors get together... 243 00:13:11,727 --> 00:13:13,445 ...and throw a party for the groom-to-be. 244 00:13:13,607 --> 00:13:15,598 -l like parties. -You can't come. 245 00:13:15,767 --> 00:13:16,995 But why? 246 00:13:17,167 --> 00:13:19,203 Because women aren't allowed. Now, smoke out. 247 00:13:19,367 --> 00:13:21,119 -But l-- -Out! 248 00:13:32,367 --> 00:13:35,325 A million bottles on the beach, and l had to pick hers. 249 00:13:52,247 --> 00:13:53,726 Get out! 250 00:13:55,447 --> 00:13:57,039 l just got here. 251 00:13:58,007 --> 00:13:59,918 Well, glad to see you. 252 00:14:00,327 --> 00:14:03,717 Well, is the condemned man ready for the--? 253 00:14:04,087 --> 00:14:05,759 Wait. You do look like a condemned man. 254 00:14:05,927 --> 00:14:08,202 Oh, come on. Let's get this thing over with, huh? 255 00:14:08,367 --> 00:14:10,437 You sound like you're going to a hanging. What's wrong? 256 00:14:10,607 --> 00:14:12,404 Nothing. Nothing wrong with Melissa either. 257 00:14:12,567 --> 00:14:13,795 She's a little strong-minded. 258 00:14:13,967 --> 00:14:15,559 -Nothing wrong with that. -Course not. 259 00:14:15,727 --> 00:14:17,319 -She's intelligent, reasonable. -Sure. 260 00:14:17,487 --> 00:14:18,556 l'm lucky to have her. 261 00:14:18,727 --> 00:14:20,604 You have last-minute jitters, haven't you? 262 00:14:20,767 --> 00:14:22,758 -Come on, we better get out of here. -Yeah. 263 00:14:39,727 --> 00:14:41,365 One hand. 264 00:14:46,087 --> 00:14:49,079 Why don't we just drink up and forget all the shoptalk, okay? 265 00:14:49,247 --> 00:14:51,124 -Tony. -Captain. 266 00:14:51,287 --> 00:14:52,686 How about a toast to the best man? 267 00:14:52,847 --> 00:14:55,077 -Thank you very much, general. -Here's to Grover. 268 00:14:56,767 --> 00:14:57,995 Grover? 269 00:14:58,167 --> 00:15:00,761 Wait a minute. lf he's the best man, what does that make me? 270 00:15:01,167 --> 00:15:03,840 The astronaut most likely to be in Port Moresby tomorrow. 271 00:15:04,167 --> 00:15:06,362 We have a very important mission for you, captain. 272 00:15:06,727 --> 00:15:08,957 -Will you excuse us, gentlemen? -Yes. Of course, sir. 273 00:15:10,327 --> 00:15:12,363 lf you'd rather have him for your best man... 274 00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:14,199 ...why didn't you come out and say so... 275 00:15:14,367 --> 00:15:17,040 ...instead of having your private general ship me to Australia? 276 00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,959 Private general? l didn't know about this. 277 00:15:19,127 --> 00:15:20,242 Oh, sure you didn't. 278 00:15:20,407 --> 00:15:23,001 Roger. Roger, wait a minute. l can straighten everything out. 279 00:15:23,167 --> 00:15:24,919 Anything wrong, captain? 280 00:15:25,767 --> 00:15:28,645 -No, sir. -You're not nervous about all this? 281 00:15:28,887 --> 00:15:30,923 Oh, well, a little. You know how it is. 282 00:15:31,087 --> 00:15:33,396 No, l don't. l wish l did. 283 00:15:33,567 --> 00:15:35,842 ln all the years l've been practicing psychiatry... 284 00:15:36,007 --> 00:15:38,043 ...you're the most interesting person l've met. 285 00:15:38,247 --> 00:15:41,444 -Oh, thank you, sir. -Oh, l-- l was speaking clinically. 286 00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,518 What do you find so interesting about me? 287 00:15:43,687 --> 00:15:45,643 Well, you don't fit into any known category. 288 00:15:45,807 --> 00:15:48,275 One minute you're calm, the next, you're hysterical. 289 00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:51,322 You passed the most difficult test the Air Force has devised... 290 00:15:51,487 --> 00:15:53,603 ...yet, you hear voices. You're a top scientist... 291 00:15:53,767 --> 00:15:55,200 ...and you suffer from delusions. 292 00:15:55,927 --> 00:15:57,406 You don't call that interesting? 293 00:15:57,607 --> 00:15:59,245 l can't wait to put you in a book. 294 00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,522 -You need this. -Well, thanks. 295 00:16:02,687 --> 00:16:05,360 l'm afraid l have to be running along now. But, captain.... 296 00:16:05,527 --> 00:16:07,483 -Yes. Yes, sir? -l'll be seeing you. 297 00:16:07,647 --> 00:16:08,841 Yes. 298 00:16:09,927 --> 00:16:12,157 Well, here we go, lover-boy. Time to cut the cake. 299 00:16:12,327 --> 00:16:13,601 Oh, yeah, yeah. Where is it? 300 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:16,281 Gentlemen, gather round. Come on. Let's go. 301 00:16:35,207 --> 00:16:37,880 -What are you doing here? -l wanted to see your bachelor party. 302 00:16:38,047 --> 00:16:39,196 -Get out of here. -Tony. 303 00:16:39,367 --> 00:16:42,882 -Sir. -General. lt is nice to see you again. 304 00:16:43,047 --> 00:16:44,878 -Do we know each other? -Well, of course. 305 00:16:45,047 --> 00:16:48,323 Oh, you do not remember. You admired my cake. 306 00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:50,239 Yeah, her cake, her ca-- Oh, her cake! 307 00:16:50,407 --> 00:16:52,079 -Oh, yes. Yes. -lt's beautiful. 308 00:16:52,247 --> 00:16:53,885 Tony, l'll see you Saturday morning. 309 00:16:54,047 --> 00:16:55,036 Saturday morning? 310 00:16:55,207 --> 00:16:57,357 -At your wedding. -Oh, yes. Yes, of course. 311 00:16:57,527 --> 00:16:59,995 -Good night. -Good night. Good night. 312 00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,285 He will make an excellent father-in-law for someone. 313 00:17:03,447 --> 00:17:04,960 Yeah. Salt of the earth. 314 00:17:05,127 --> 00:17:06,879 -l hope l'm not intruding. -Hello, Grover. 315 00:17:07,047 --> 00:17:08,480 Jeannie, this is Grover Caldwell. 316 00:17:08,647 --> 00:17:10,558 -lt is a pleasure. -The pleasure's mine. 317 00:17:11,327 --> 00:17:12,806 Well, by this time Saturday... 318 00:17:12,967 --> 00:17:15,276 ...you and Melissa will be honeymooning in Honolulu. 319 00:17:15,687 --> 00:17:17,120 -Jamaica. -Honolulu. 320 00:17:17,447 --> 00:17:18,846 Oh, didn't Melissa tell you? 321 00:17:19,007 --> 00:17:20,645 l'm sorry. l'm sure she meant to. 322 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:23,241 Well, no, no. it probably slipped her mind. 323 00:17:24,447 --> 00:17:26,961 You and Melissa are old friends? 324 00:17:27,407 --> 00:17:31,195 We grew up together. Melissa and l were inseparable in those days. 325 00:17:31,367 --> 00:17:33,597 The horse show, water-skiing.... 326 00:17:33,767 --> 00:17:35,246 Even went to the same orthodontist. 327 00:17:35,407 --> 00:17:37,204 By the time we had the braces taken off... 328 00:17:37,367 --> 00:17:40,916 ...l was on my way to prep school, Melissa went to West Point. 329 00:17:41,087 --> 00:17:43,521 Just lost track of each other. Until a few weeks ago. 330 00:17:43,687 --> 00:17:44,802 Melissa's very fond of you. 331 00:17:44,967 --> 00:17:46,878 She spoke highly of you at dinner last night. 332 00:17:47,047 --> 00:17:48,605 Oh, l'm very fond of her too. 333 00:17:48,767 --> 00:17:50,200 lt's funny how things work out. 334 00:17:50,367 --> 00:17:52,323 Melissa and l had such great dreams together... 335 00:17:52,487 --> 00:17:55,320 ...and now in two days you two will be honeymooning in Honolulu. 336 00:17:55,487 --> 00:17:56,476 -Jamaica. -Oh, Honolulu. 337 00:17:56,647 --> 00:17:57,636 -Jamaica. -Honolulu. 338 00:17:57,807 --> 00:17:59,525 -Jamaica. -Don't count on it. l know Melissa. 339 00:17:59,687 --> 00:18:01,996 -So do l. -So do l. 340 00:18:08,807 --> 00:18:10,923 -l don't know what you're selling-- -Good morning. 341 00:18:11,087 --> 00:18:13,681 -Morning, Tony. -Come on in. 342 00:18:13,847 --> 00:18:16,566 -Sit down. -l'd rather stand, thank you. 343 00:18:16,727 --> 00:18:20,322 -What's on your mind, Grover? -You're making a terrible mistake. 344 00:18:20,487 --> 00:18:23,081 Which one? l mean, how do you mean? 345 00:18:23,247 --> 00:18:26,319 By not accepting the position as General Stone's military attaché. 346 00:18:26,487 --> 00:18:28,205 lt's a unique opportunity careerwise. 347 00:18:28,367 --> 00:18:30,801 lt can only offer enormous opportunities later on. 348 00:18:30,967 --> 00:18:34,084 Well, l'm very thankful for your concern about my career... 349 00:18:34,247 --> 00:18:36,238 ...but l don't think it's any of your business. 350 00:18:36,407 --> 00:18:39,399 l feel that whatever has to do with Melissa is my business. 351 00:18:39,567 --> 00:18:41,478 Obviously you're not thinking of her feelings. 352 00:18:41,647 --> 00:18:43,683 lf you were, you'd see the enormous opportunity. 353 00:18:43,847 --> 00:18:46,566 Okay. All right. l can't handle this without coffee. 354 00:18:46,727 --> 00:18:49,605 Let me get dressed, and we'll discuss this over breakfast. 355 00:18:49,767 --> 00:18:52,201 Make yourself-- Make yourself at home. 356 00:18:56,807 --> 00:18:58,877 You do love me. 357 00:18:59,047 --> 00:19:02,244 You've loved me for a long time. 358 00:19:02,567 --> 00:19:05,639 Why have you k ept it such a secret? 359 00:19:13,847 --> 00:19:17,078 Oh, and I love you too. 360 00:19:17,407 --> 00:19:20,843 I know now I've always loved you. 361 00:19:21,207 --> 00:19:23,198 There is still time... 362 00:19:23,367 --> 00:19:25,835 ... to mak e our dreams come true. 363 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,315 Oh, well, now where were we? 364 00:19:32,487 --> 00:19:34,443 She's too good for you! 365 00:19:40,767 --> 00:19:43,440 Melissa. Tony. 366 00:19:44,167 --> 00:19:45,202 Grover? 367 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:47,801 Oh, it's all right, sir. l think we're gonna be married. 368 00:19:47,967 --> 00:19:49,923 -What? -That's right. 369 00:19:50,087 --> 00:19:51,679 l've known Grover all my life... 370 00:19:51,847 --> 00:19:55,078 ...and he waits until the day before my wedding to tell me that he loves me. 371 00:19:55,247 --> 00:19:58,239 -But l thought you loved Tony. -l did. 372 00:19:58,887 --> 00:20:03,244 But he's just not the man l became engaged to. 373 00:20:03,687 --> 00:20:07,839 l'm-- Well, l'm very disappointed in Tony. He-- 374 00:20:08,007 --> 00:20:09,725 He lacks ambition. 375 00:20:09,887 --> 00:20:12,162 Well, we can't all make general. 376 00:20:13,447 --> 00:20:15,039 Well, l know. 377 00:20:16,127 --> 00:20:18,197 All l wanted to do was to try to help him. 378 00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:19,641 And he seems to resent it. 379 00:20:20,807 --> 00:20:24,004 Well, on the day before your wedding, l'd say you have a problem. 380 00:20:28,527 --> 00:20:31,360 Listen, Melissa, there's a few things l wanna get straightened out. 381 00:20:31,527 --> 00:20:33,757 ln the first place, l don't want your ex-boyfriend... 382 00:20:33,927 --> 00:20:35,645 ...telling me where l'm gonna honeymoon. 383 00:20:35,807 --> 00:20:38,037 And l don't like my best man being picked for me. 384 00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:40,357 And l don't like having plans made for my future... 385 00:20:40,527 --> 00:20:43,041 -l brought you a drink. -...when l don't think it-- What? 386 00:20:43,207 --> 00:20:45,004 Thanks, Jeannie. You must be a mind reader. 387 00:20:45,167 --> 00:20:47,965 Oh, no. No. l cannot read minds, master. 388 00:20:48,127 --> 00:20:50,766 But l have a friend, Nostradamus, who does a marvellous job. 389 00:20:50,927 --> 00:20:52,519 l bet you do. 390 00:20:54,527 --> 00:20:56,358 You know, l'm gonna miss you. 391 00:20:58,847 --> 00:21:01,156 You know, you're-- You're really very nice. 392 00:21:01,767 --> 00:21:05,362 l mean, take this, for instance. l didn't even have to ask you for it. 393 00:21:05,527 --> 00:21:07,006 And that dinner you made. 394 00:21:07,167 --> 00:21:08,919 That was fantastic. 395 00:21:10,287 --> 00:21:13,677 Well, of course it was fantastic. But it was also delicious. 396 00:21:13,847 --> 00:21:16,759 Well, l'm pleased that you enjoyed it, master. 397 00:21:16,927 --> 00:21:19,521 Yeah. You're always thinking of what l like. 398 00:21:19,687 --> 00:21:22,406 You'd never send Roger to Australia, would you? 399 00:21:22,727 --> 00:21:24,718 And you wouldn't make plans for my honeymoon... 400 00:21:24,887 --> 00:21:27,117 ...without consulting me, would you? 401 00:21:28,967 --> 00:21:31,640 Are you expecting Nostradamus or someone? 402 00:21:34,087 --> 00:21:37,636 Here. You-- You stay out of sight. l'll get this. 403 00:21:41,807 --> 00:21:43,001 Well, speak of the devil. 404 00:21:43,167 --> 00:21:44,600 l mean, we've been talking about you-- 405 00:21:44,767 --> 00:21:47,235 -l mean, l've been thinking-- Come in. -Tony. 406 00:21:49,127 --> 00:21:51,163 -l'm sorry. -What? 407 00:21:51,327 --> 00:21:54,444 For disturbing you so late. But Grover and l must talk to you. 408 00:21:54,607 --> 00:21:56,916 As a matter of fact, l've been wanting to talk to you. 409 00:21:57,087 --> 00:22:01,399 -Tony. Tony, now, the simple truth is-- -Yeah. 410 00:22:01,767 --> 00:22:03,519 -Grover. -Melissa wants to marry me. 411 00:22:03,687 --> 00:22:08,442 That is, Melissa and l want to be married. 412 00:22:09,207 --> 00:22:10,401 l'm sorry, Tony. 413 00:22:11,287 --> 00:22:13,801 lt's just that.... Well, you're-- 414 00:22:13,967 --> 00:22:16,640 You're not the man l became engaged to. 415 00:22:16,807 --> 00:22:20,402 And l don't think you realize how much you've changed. 416 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:23,320 Oh, l know it hurts now. 417 00:22:23,487 --> 00:22:26,479 But in time, you'll realize it's all for the best. 418 00:22:28,647 --> 00:22:31,320 Well, l hope you two will be very happy together. 419 00:22:31,567 --> 00:22:34,479 Thank you, Tony. l hope you find the right girl. 420 00:22:34,647 --> 00:22:36,126 l'm really not looking for anyone. 421 00:22:36,287 --> 00:22:37,925 You're taking this very decently. 422 00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,520 Well, we can't win them all. 423 00:22:40,327 --> 00:22:41,680 What? 424 00:22:42,407 --> 00:22:44,443 Naturally, it'll hurt at first. 425 00:22:48,367 --> 00:22:50,517 l'll just have to learn to live with it. 426 00:23:01,407 --> 00:23:03,079 Goodbye, Tony. 427 00:23:03,327 --> 00:23:05,443 Goodbye, Lis. Grover. 428 00:23:16,807 --> 00:23:17,956 Boy, was that close. 429 00:23:18,127 --> 00:23:20,402 Thou wilt never know how close, master. 430 00:23:20,567 --> 00:23:22,603 Well, things always work out for the best. 431 00:23:22,767 --> 00:23:25,440 You mean you are not unhappy that your marriage was called off? 432 00:23:25,607 --> 00:23:27,199 Unhappy. Unhappy? 433 00:23:27,367 --> 00:23:31,406 Jeannie, this is the first time in months l've felt absolutely free. Oh, boy. 434 00:23:32,967 --> 00:23:36,721 Oh, master, thou has a lot to learn.